You may call it spam. I call it sincere attempts to solicit responses by posting completely unrelated comments on thousands of websites. I am not one of thousand. I care and that is why I post my answers to the most interesting comments and emails here.
Comments
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By: Ann Weaver
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My response: I’m completely floored that I somehow must have subscribed to getting regular comments from you. The word private should not be screamed, though.
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By: health care related articles
We’re a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your web site provided us with valuable information to work on. You’ve done an impressive job and our entire community will be grateful to you.
My response: Whoa, so you are starting a new scheme, huh? I am pleased to have provided you with valuable information (but how and where?).
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By: tips for financial planning
Sweet blog! I found it while surfing around on Yahoo News. Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News? I’ve been trying for a while but I never seem to get there! Cheers
My response: Sweet name, tips for financial planning. No, I don’t have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News. But I can make awesome homemade chicken nuggets. Hit me up if you are interested.
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By: consumer finance
Hi it’s me, I am also visiting this website on a regular basis, this website is really pleasant and the visitors are truly sharing nice thoughts.
My response: It’s you indeed. Was wondering when you’d be back. I agree this website is pleasant. Doesn’t shed too much hair and keeps the barking at a minimum.
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Emails
Well, only one today
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Name: John Smith
Email: johnseomarketing9@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Website Google Ranking
Comments:
Re: Website Google Ranking
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My Response:
Dear John,
I notice that while you are able to place websites ‘on top of the Natural Listings on Google, Yahoo and MSN’ you were only number nine in picking your email address. I know someone, tips for financial planning, their name, who can help you to afford your own domain. So you can get johnseomarketing@johnseomarketing.com. The domain is still available. Go get it, John!
That’s it for now. Such a good feeling to get these out…